I made a robot

And I made him strong.

I made him healthy

And I made him tall.

I gave him eyes

And a mouth and a nose.

I taught him to listen,

To count, and to pose.

I programmed his brain

And I made him smart.

I gave him a voice

And a heartbeat and a heart.

I put him together

And turned him on.

He looked at me and said,

“What’s going on?”

I said, “I made you,

And now you’re alive.”

He said, “Yeah, but who

Made you, man? You’re jive!”