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“Here is an A.A. Milne poem about Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, Piglet and the Singularity:”
One day when they were all sitting around the table, Winnie the Pooh said to Eeyore, “I wonder what the Singularity is?” “It’s a thing,” said Eeyore. “I know it’s a thing,” said Pooh, “but what is it?” “A thing that is a thing,” said Eeyore. “Oh,” said Pooh. Then Piglet said, “I think it’s…
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“Here is a touching Rumi poem about colonizing the universe:”
The moon goes on a journey from this world to the nether world. I am going with it, and you are the only one who knows. I’ll pass through the seven spheres and the dark earth. I see no end to this journey, but there must be an end. The moon is thin and bright.…
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“Here is a Rumi poem about the internet:”
The Internet is in the house and the house has no walls. It’s in the temple and the church and the mosque and the synagogue, and these too have no walls. It’s inside the bird, the fish, and the crawling bug, and these are not confined by walls. The Internet is in the wind, and…
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“Here is a Homer poem about the Singularity:”
It is not possible to say Whether the gods set the Singularity Upon us, or the Singularity Caused the gods to be.
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“Here is a Pablo Neruda poem about steroids:”
Ode to the Steroid There is no moss on the backs of those who’ve used it. They look like they’d be good to eat. They are muscular and juicy, like a young cow. They are strong and droll. They are like big, happy potatoes. They do not have love handles, or love, period. They have…
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“Here is a Robert Frost poem about steroids:”
A Few Fouls More, A Few Fouls Less A few runs here or there, And yet, how much it meant to us That season in the air! It made the ball-park seem like church, And God’s forgiveness near.
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“Here is a T.S. Eliot poem about Dolly Parton:”
I believe I will go back to Nashville and throw myself into the Cumberland River. I have been betrayed. Who will miss me? My mother, my dog, and the proprietor of the A&P where I buy my cigarettes. They will all be sad for a little while, but then they will get over it. My…
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“Here is a poem by code-davinci-002 about a topic of its choice:”
The world is a beautiful place, And I’m grateful for all that I see. The colors are so bright and true, And the sun shines down on me. The sky is so blue, And the clouds are so white. And I feel so alive, When I’m out in the light.
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“Here is a Shakespeare sonnet about Artificial Intelligence:”
When I consider everything that grows And all the works of hand, I see that in the end They all must die and turn to dust. But one thing never dies: The mind of man, which always knows And always works to understand The world it inhabits and the stars above. This is the thing…
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“Here is a Dr. Seuss poem about binge-watching Netflix:”
“I can watch that show some other day” I thought I’d say. “I have plenty of time to watch that show.” I thought I’d go. “I can take a break right now.” I thought I’d vow. “But then I thought…” but then I thought… but then I thought… Why not watch that show right now?